Ushrom

Ushrom McLabideet is an old shopkeeper who illegally sold the same stuff Morshu did, only at lower prices and quality (like 20 rupees instead over over 300). He is also known to be a extreme pervert, especially to Zelda, as proven in the Youtube Poop "Morshu's Shop of Horrors."

Biography
Ushrom was born Uhsrom McLabideet in 1926. As a child, he would often have yard sales selling his stuff. As a result, he had almost no posessions by the age of 11. He decided to buy a toy cash register, which he still uses to this day. He was sent to Wumbology College at age 25, but he flunked and instead went to Shopkeep College, where he met Morshu. He was good friends with Morshu, but when they had the same ideas when setting up business, they became bitter rivals. In the 1980s, Morshu sued him for selling the same stuff he does but for lower prices, often driving business away from him. Morshu won, and Ushrom stayed in jail from 1989 until October 9, 1993, when he reopened his shop. However, it was destroyed, so he had to fix it, and when Zelda came over the next day, he was still making repairs and cleaning. He finally finished by the end of that week. Now he sells mostly weaponry, but legally. He has few customers, however, forcing him to work additional jobs at places like Hyrule Airport and Taco Bell.

Abilities
He can pop his eyes and hair out pretty far, but that's pretty much it.

Quotes

 * "I'll handle the rupees."
 * "Sorry, Zelda. Not enough rupees. You'll have to wipe out a few more gorias to get that."

Trivia

 * His name is reversed from Morshu excluding sh. Although this is a coincidence (he was born 21 years before Morshu, and Morshu isn't even the correct spelling of his name), Morshu once tried to sue him for stealing his name.
 * He has a PhD in engineering, which is how he reverse engineered Morshu's bombs (albeit a much worse version of them).