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 * Dr. Rabbit caused the Rwandan genocide by shooting down an airplane that carried the country's president?
 * Link, Zelda, The King, Duke Onkled, and Fari are all grandchildren of Weegee, via Weegee's long-running sexual affair with Impa?
 * Eating poisoned chocolate is the most popular way to commit suicide in Hyrule?
 * The real reason Gaston wanted to marry Belle was because he thought she knew how to make everything on the Taco Bell menu?
 * The King murdered Santa Claus, and has assumed responsibility for his present-delivery duties ever since?